During the process of updating our records I came across many CVs listing fantastic show names. Too good not to share, I have created the ‘What’s in a Name?’ Award: It is with great pleasure that I announce the all time top ten show titles discovered in the Hoipolloi filing cabinet. As a new award we don’t have a sponsor yet, so sadly no prizes on offer for the moment, but there is always the glory of winning...
In no particular order we have:
Daisy and the washing up gloves; The Christmas Chimney Pot Plot; This is a Chair; Incest and plastic surgery; Captain Cholesterol and the Grannies from Mars; Princess Plimsole; Seasonal Sauce; Cowardy Custard; Quidditch Adventure; Wot No Condoms!
Runners up include:
The Uggs; Orgasm the musical; Scandalous! The musical; The Lazy Ant; Mission Possible; The Pumpkin Eater
I was also struck by the wide range of skills many of the actors who have contacted us have. These span from face painting to playing the spoons, and even having double jointed toes. I feel my single party trick (a very pathetic card trick) will no longer cut the mustard, so I am now on the hunt for something more impressive. One very endearing mix up on a CV has inspired me to attempt to play the ‘101 Dalmations’ in a show called ‘Pongo’. I better start working on my bark...
In no particular order we have:
Daisy and the washing up gloves; The Christmas Chimney Pot Plot; This is a Chair; Incest and plastic surgery; Captain Cholesterol and the Grannies from Mars; Princess Plimsole; Seasonal Sauce; Cowardy Custard; Quidditch Adventure; Wot No Condoms!
Runners up include:
The Uggs; Orgasm the musical; Scandalous! The musical; The Lazy Ant; Mission Possible; The Pumpkin Eater
I was also struck by the wide range of skills many of the actors who have contacted us have. These span from face painting to playing the spoons, and even having double jointed toes. I feel my single party trick (a very pathetic card trick) will no longer cut the mustard, so I am now on the hunt for something more impressive. One very endearing mix up on a CV has inspired me to attempt to play the ‘101 Dalmations’ in a show called ‘Pongo’. I better start working on my bark...
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