Only in Edinburgh...

Only at the Edinburgh Festival... top 3 anecdotal moments so far:

1) Chris, our friend and stalwart flyerer, gets picked out of the audience during a show and finds himself doing press-ups on stage, with Denise Van Outen standing over him singing 'Let's Get Physical'.

2) A very inebriated punter wanders into the Pleasance Two dressing room, helps himself to NIE's costume rack and comes out holding a megaphone and wearing a Russian policeman's hat and a pair of fluffy knickers.

3) A friend drunkenly points her finger into a woman's face and shouts, "You're Gillian McKeith!!" It is not Gillian McKeith. It is a not-very-famous actress who is extremely offended that my friend didn't know who she was. Actress shouts as my friend. Five minutes later, actress goes back to shout at her some more. Five minutes after that we send someone to ask if she knows any good recipes for lentil soup.